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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

ooj:

yeah yea

ooj:

yeah yea

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

kingcheddarxvii:

Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly

Anonymous said
a dog looking at ur blog
a comic drawn by a dog
frenums said
Please draw dog frying egg-- yoru biggest fan

hairandbrokenglasses:

frenums:

hairandbrokenglasses:

image

dog-frying egg

NOOOOOO

nothing is as it seems

Anonymous said
Draw a giant dong

frenums:

frenums:

i f*ucked up

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back